York University

What is York University?


1.

The people who take my money.

"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"

"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."

See osap, prostitution, university of toronto, broke-ass

2.

York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.

All hail York!

U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.

Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.

or

You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!

3.

if you can hold a fork, you can go to York. Low entrance standards for the majority of programs and a tendacny to throw an ungodly amount of money at students to entice them to accept their offers of admission. Which students then reject, and go to a better university.

Essentially the university that NO ONE wants to go to. Their only good programs are the Schulich and Osgoode programs. Everything else is shit... PURE SHIT.

guy #1: I go to UofT, where do you go?

guy #2: I go to York.

guy #1: Why did you choose York?

guy #2: cuz, I'm a dumbass.

4.

York University is a school that is populated with people who do not act their age and who are dumb asses. York is a horrible school and the only reason why people go there is because it is so easy. Here are some guidelines for men if they want to be accepted by the students in that school:

1. Buy a cell phone

2. Buy expensive clothes

3. Look like you are in your 20s

4. Have to be tall around 5'9 to 6'0 is what they usually want

5. Be clean cut

If you do not follow these guidelines, numbers 3 and 4 are most important, you will be subjected to childish name calling like fagot, pussy, bitch, fag, little shit or you will be pointed out, here is an example, "Look at that guy" York should not be called a university it should be called a high school. It should be burned down and someone from U.F.T should piss on the ashes.

York where the dumb asses go

York the school where the picked on want to gun down everyone

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