Yoshi

What is Yoshi?


1.

Best fruit-eating, baby-carrying, shoe-wearing dinosaur ever. Comes in a variety of colors including the standard green, blue, red, yellow, and coming soon, hot pink and electric blue.

aaaaaawwwwwwwww, I want a electric blue Yoshi.

See blue, red, yellow, green, electric blue

2.

Mario's dino sidekick who uses his tongue to eat enemies and turn them into dino eggs instead of dino shit. His other abilities include the ability to throw dino eggs at high velocity and float for a limited time in the air with his wing-like arms. He has starred in such Nintendo games as Super Mario World for the SNES, Super Mario Kart 64 for the N64, and Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Gamecube.

Yoshi: Yoshi ate your pizza. Yoshi was hungry.

See mario, yogi, yoga, yoda, yacht, i swear to drunk i'm not god

3.

He's Mario's Killer Ride

*Yoshi walks up with Mario and some sweet beats playin*

Peach - Mario! You're ride "be pimpin"! Stick you're "jimmy" in my "handle yo"!

Mario - Mamamia! Sorry "Biatch"! "That aint" how I "roll"! Now if you will excuse me I will be there "trippin" on "shrooms"

*bwap bwap bwap*

See mario, shrooms, pimped out, calculator, princess peach

4.

1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.

2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.

1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"

2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."

See mario, super, luigi, dinosaur, pussy, sex

5.

Disturbing reptilian creature with the abilities to deepthroat an entire turtle and either regurgitate the carapace at breakneck speeds or instantaneously form it into a sizable egg and pass it through its cloaca. It often frustrates some people with its inability to maintain either a wholly spitting or swallowing policy. Also, a reputed lover of the equally ambiguous Birdo.

Nintendo "gamer": Hey Yoshi, spits or swallows?

Yoshi: (inane gibberish possibly meaning "I will deepthroat your entire being and then decide.")

See ambiguous, spits, swallows

6.

A verb/noun meaning the act of receiving oral sex; derived from the sound that Yoshi makes in games such as Mario Kart/Party/Super Mario. The sound is similar to when a female is surprised with a cum present a.k.a jizz in her mouth. When swallowing is not an option. Sounds like: "Mlawwhhp!!!"

"That yoshi I got last night was superb!"

"That girl is great at giving head, she should give yoshi lessons."

"Peach gave Yoshi a yoshi while Mario angrily watched.

"Dude I cant come over right now, I'm getting yoshied."

See yoshi, head, oral, sex, blow, job, mario

7.

My favourite character from Mario.

Aww, look at that yoshi, he's so cute!

See yoshi, mario, princess peach, wario, luigi


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