Yota

What is Yota?


1.

-A jacked up toyota truck

"I'm just gonna get a jacked up yota''

2.

A Toyota. Commonly used amongst Toyota enthuiasts.

Dude, nice Yota!

So, are we taking tha Yota today?

3.

An acronym for the "Year Of The Ass," a 365 day period when a man, dealing with the end of a relationship, forsakes secure, sweet, and stable women, and instead exhibits monk-like dedication to bedding as many insecure, psychotic, emotionally unstable, superficial, idiotic, or simply sex-crazed women as he can.

"Because Charlene broke off our engagement and ran off with some dude she met in Vegas, I am beginning a YOTA that will last until next May. Might you have any emotionally unstable, borderline attractive female friends or co-workers?"

See sluttery, mimbo, psycho, crazy eyes, creech

4.

The practice of trading assets in exchange for new assets while incurring a significant loss due to the depreciation of the previously owned assets. In order for a true "Yota" to occur, this must be done repeatedly, thereby displaying a total disregard for personal fiscal responsibility.

The man decided to purchase a Mazda Rx8 only to turn around three months later and trade it in on a used Toyota Tacoma. After owning the Tacoma for six months, he pulled a yota and traded his Tacoma in for a brand new Mazda 6.

See assets, responsibility, loss, yota


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