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Someone who will tell you that religion is science and science is a religion.
Creationist: "The bible is true because it says so i..
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When you don't wipe your ass well enough and it gets crusty, itchy, and all together uncomfortable.
Ah man, I shit and then had to..
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The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.
"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we&..