You Are

What is You Are?


1.

A Word Copyrighted to Microphone Joe

"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.

The best comeback to anything, ever.

"You're so gay"

"You Are"

2.

spoken with emphasis on the "you"

is the lowest form of comeback to an insult, usually, but when used correctly (e.g. out of context) it becomes one of the funniest and most classy calls

usual context:

bully "you are so fat, look at you, fatty fatty boom boom"

kid "you are"

used correctly:

Jason "this office is a bit sterile without a radio"

Brendan "YOU are"

See u r, ur, what ever

3.

A retort to any form of criticism, the lowest in the chain of retaliation.

See also: no you, veined

"look at that cocksucker"

"you are."

See Diablos

4.

A phrase said to someone whom you don't really like or wish to irritate.

It MUST be said after everything they say.

Person 1 - "You're an effortyou"

Person 2 - "You are"

Person 1 - "Stop bipping yourself"

Person 2 - "You are"

Person 1 - "I'm bipping myself?"

Person 2 - "You are"

5.

How to answer to something you don't care about.

Person 1: God, this homework is so hard!

Person 2: You're so hard.


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