What is You Broke The Coffee Pot?


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When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.

“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”

See tired, sleep deprived, jacked-up, wired


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