What is You Dance Like Bacon?
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A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.
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The state of being erect.
"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"
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