You Dance Like Bacon

What is You Dance Like Bacon?


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A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.

This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.

And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!

Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

See bacon, dance, meat, pork, police


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