What is You Dance Like Bacon?
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A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.
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A statistics course under a slightly less repulsive name. Often taught by uptight professors who make it impossible to pass.
Person 1: ..
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I am in no way misleading you, my friend.
See also: fronting, Holmes
Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!
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