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Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress ..
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A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped..
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To rub someones genital area with your beard.
Robert: Man my beard is totally yuck today, i gave some girl a Bearded Hooley last night...