You Fat Biffer

What is You Fat Biffer?

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.

Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)

Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.

There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.

"4 pints. And a pie."

"You fat biffer."

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