You Got Mommed

What is You Got Mommed?


1.

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.

Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.

Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

See mommed, fixed


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