You Have Two Assholes

What is You Have Two Assholes?

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An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.

Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

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