What is You Haven't Scored Until The Knickers Are Off?


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You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

See dating, randomer, one night stand, disappointed, repent


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