What is You Kill It You Fill It?


1.

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebagswill kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:

(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)

Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.

(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)

Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!

Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.

Jason: Go die in a fire.

(Don't worry, Ted does.)

See courtesy, trust, douchebag, shithead


31

Random Words:

1. Technically stands for "Islands South of Miami." Refers to Cuban cigars. Cohiba and Montecristo produce the most well known ..
1. When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone. Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit s..
1. some one who screws FUP's I fub wumped that fat chick..