What is You Know Who?
1.
Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case of
herpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do arectal examination ."
Ricky Martin: "
Giggidy giggidy !"
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2.
The Dark Lord, y'know, the one who doesen't have a kickass mace and a ring fetish...
"You know, I see the oppurtunity for a union here..." - Lord Voldemort (AKA "You Know Who", or "The Dark Lord") to Sauron (AKA "The Dark Lord") and Darth Vader (AKA "The Dark Lord")
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3.
A guy with a country accent who is missing a chunk of hair in one spot. You Know Who also always wears black or white.
Look! It's You Know Who! His hear looks really nice today! How does my hair look?
