What is You Make My Ass Want To Carve Stove Wood?
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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
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Large primordial breasts, often found on ugly fat women.
Guy 1: so how was cindy last night?
Guy 2: dude, total neandertits.
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