What is You Sir, Are An Ass?
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the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
Random Words:
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Burned out on seminars when starting a job
Dude 1: Dude, how is your first week of work going?
Dude 2: Dude, this company blows goats..
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Pap Smear.
And another word for a small penis
He was poking at me with his Fanny Dabber, it was so small!
See pap, smear, small..