What is You Sir, Are An Ass?
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the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
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what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.
what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut
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