You Won't

What is You Won't?


1.

Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will."

Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".

Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her!

Person2: You won't!

(Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.)

~OR~

Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time.

Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't!

Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in...

Class: Yay!!!

2.

a prefix to any request of an individual which may affect his gangster if not carried out.

"You won't go to 7-11 and buy a dutch."

"You won't ask that motorist if they have any Grey Poupon."

"You won't drive to Philly at 5am for a cheesesteak."

See gangster, kool, won't, the, a, as, of

3.

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!

Other Guy: You won't!

Guy: Say I won't

Other Guy: You won't LOSER

Guy shoots and makes it in

Guy: OH! OH! who da man?


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