What is You Would Never Guess What Happened?


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How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

See black people, story, lie, true, maybe


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