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When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it un..
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What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands a..
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The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and..