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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every mi..
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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five ..
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n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinto..
