What is Young, Cool And Tanned?


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Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"

35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"

Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"

35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"

Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"

35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

See obama, berlusconi, italy, comedy, politics, Babel


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