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masturbate
John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule
See jerking off, choking the chicken, masturbate, ..
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The drunken sprint to the train station in a vein attempt to catch the last availible transport home. Usually occurs after a 'vegas..
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Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada&q..