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Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of un..
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A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bi..
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When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes..