Young Life

What is Young Life?


1.

The most awesome place you will ever go, with the most amazing, accepting people. At young life you will have a contest to throw cheeseballs on guys' heads covered in shaving cream, to see who can get the most cheeseballs on. You will make with young life camp is the best week of your life. Go for it. Live life to the fullest.

I have gained so many awesome relationships through Young Life. Ten point Holler!!!

2.

young life is not a cult!

guy 1: hey, lets go to younglife

guy 2: oh, okay!

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3.

A cult in disguise as a place for teens to learn about God. Usually held at some adults house where they play pointless games and sing songs that are suppose to help the young lifers become closer with God.

Kid 1: Wow, I'm never coming back here again

Kid 2: Yea, seems like a cult to me

Serious Young Life Kid: HEY GUYS! COME ON WERE ABOUT TO DOUSE JIMMY IN WHIPPED CREAM AND THEN SEE WHO CAN LICK IT ALL OFF HIM THE FASTEST!!!!! ISNT THIS GREAT?!?

Kid 1: You're gay.

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4.

A cult for Christian teens involving fun games, activities and trips to create an interest in God among youths, but is only effective if you already believe it, and enjoy mindless activities.

"Let's go to young life"

"I'm Buddhist"

"Oh...well lets do crack instead then since it does the same thing to our brain"

"...ok"

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5.

A club where young teens gather in the name of God and Christ and get the cops called on them for throwing televisions out of windows and disturbing the peace for some 'lesson' or various other things. They also say everyone is welcome, but it's very hard to get the location of the meeting out of them. Is usually in someone's house and is packed so tight you can't move. Includes: singing, rituals, running around, smoking pot in the corner, arriving wasted, screaming and being elitist bitches and hos.

It's separated into "Campaigners" and "Club". Campaigners is where deep talks about faith happens. Club is just horsing around while singing Christian songs... so 'you totally get something out of it'. No one attends Campaigners. The 'cool thing' is to go to 'club'.

Also known as "YL".

Mary: ZOMG!1one!1 Are you going to Young Life tonight?

Bob: Um... YEAH! I heard we're eating goldfish! LIKE, THAT IS SO TOTALLY EXCITING!!11eleven!!11 And Bobby... that hot leader... is SO BACK!

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