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wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, ..
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chupacabra with a boob job; ie. Selma Hayek.
The Selma Hayek you see today in movies is in fact a chupacabra with a boob job, i believe..