What is Your Ass Is Grass And I'm The Mower?


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Approximates to: You just fucked upbig time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

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