What is Your Ass Is Grass And I'm The Mower?
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Approximates to: You just
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went
Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
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A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.
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