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seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.
man: "damn why can't i watch the original ..
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Inswimniac is the inability of a competative swimmer to swim well according to his/her standards.
me: I'm having trouble swimming ..
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The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed..