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Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet.&qu..
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HOW THEY HAVE SEX
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBU..
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Skeeting in a condom and then slapping a bitch in the face with it.
- "Hey, wanna give me a Rotten Sock?"
- "HELL YEA, ..
