Your Couch

What is Your Couch?

1.

The heady way to say "fuck you."

"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

See chappelle, couch, fuck, your

2.

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

See your couch, nigga, fuck, it, jill

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