What is Your Country Needs You?


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Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!

When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?


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