Your Curtains Don't Match Your Carpet

What is Your Curtains Don't Match Your Carpet?

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Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

See pubes, sex, colour, carpet

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