What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.
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Largest City of Brick Homes. Was a nice cozy town, but has been inhabited by white trash country folk.
Where are you from?
Huber.
Ahh..
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A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.
Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before sh..
