What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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Uber awesome pwnage hot nigger, with the biggest penis in whole hazland.
Listens to metal pwnage and thats makes his penis even harder ..
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What non-Asian males fantasize of:
fucking a hot Asian chick.
Adam: Dude, who's that Asian chick?
Robbie: Oh, that's Jen-J..
