What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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When your partner loses it after another of your stunts, she proceeds to slice up your sausage and eat it with some southwest.
Dick: &q..
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A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.
That girl I fucked last night was some to..
