What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
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holding a second job
He was moonlighting for 3 months.
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Holding another job at night, often one of a sketchy nature.
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Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Timewith you.
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A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes a..
