Your Date's Here

What is Your Date's Here?


1.

Insultgiven to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.

After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!

2.

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.

2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!

Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.

Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!

Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...


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