What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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When you have sex with a girl on her period.
Carl was menstrattling Jess and it left a stain on his bed
See blood, vagina, carl, bed, ..
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A homosexual act where one man sprinkles salt upon his testicles, and the second nibbles the testicles and his mouth becomes full of sal..
