What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
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When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like noth..
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when you see a person of the opposite sex and they are so effed up looking all you can say is what the fuck and upon further inspection ..
