What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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There's a rockstar party in your mouth. Flavor.
Bernie is wrong and rockstars are way better than monsters, because of their rocks..
1.
One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.
Gee, Bill, I can't believe..
