What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain
Oooh I was w..
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aversion to water, esp. a symptom of RABIES
Someone that acts like a spack near water probably has hydrophobia which means they probabl..
