What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
1.
while having sex on thebeach the man will pull his cock out dip it in the sand and place back in the anus
That veal cutlet chafed me
2..
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The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.
Smith: I ..