What is Your Date's Here?
1.
After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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The step sister of your half sibling, OR the half sister of your step sibling.
MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.
HONEY..
1.
The greatest football team in the world.
posh
1st Peterborough United
...
Last Cambridge United
2.
i liv in peterborough
and that..
