What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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Falling asleep while infront of a computer, usually resulting in the usage of a keyboard for a pillow.
I played Counter-Strike for so 7..
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To fuck someone between the breasts
I Would sure like to dutch fuck her
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Intercourse between the breasts, often to climax aka Frenc..
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A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was ..
