What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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the next 40 year old virgin.
Bill Clark is billy blue balls
See billy, will, never, get, laid..
1.
When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
Hey heres a farm, I&apo..
