What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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An uncle who who has shit on his fingers due to molesting you. Can also be used a a general insult to any male person.
McAuley Caulkin ..
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A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the ..
