What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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When performing doggystyle and you are about to blow your load, you reach for a frozen piece of shit. As you are about to blow your load..
1.
In other words 'up your speed' means hurry up!
Up your speed and stop taking you time!
See quickly, quick, hurry..
