What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
2.
1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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adj:
pronounced (ja-claw-sum):
It means three times as awesome as awesome.
(it also means three times as awesome as synonyms for awes..
1.
flossing ones ice
mayn jiggaboo i was gon' plexin, then dat cracka ass cracka done came and whooped my ass..
