Your Date's Here

What is Your Date's Here?

1.

Insultgiven to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.

After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!

2.

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.

2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!

Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.

Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!

Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
81

Random Words:

Malaise
1. maneisadn with mayo and ketchup duh penis in malaise duh mayo ketchup? See nigger, black, white, power, moo, chro..
Read more
Oggd
1. word invented by timtheredd and witnessed by the hottest girl in the world happens when you try to spell "good" too quickly o..
Read more
Stupid Army Man
1. Any man in the Army who will screw any Army Whore. In order to make themselves feel better for even touching a nasty whore like that, th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free