What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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a bunch of garbage ass latino and black rappers headed by Fat Joe (fat ass latino who thinks he is biggie smalls)
The only good rapper ..
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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
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taking a crap on a girl's chest and bust jizz circles on the coil.
i was cinnabunning this girl last nite. mmm mmm sugary goodness..