What is Your Date's Here?
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After Howard the Duck lands on
Earth , one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!
1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.
2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...
Random Words:
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Hottest damn men you'll ever see. And there's 2 of them.
Jesse and Skylar are two damn fine skater twins...
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A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.
Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showe..
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When a woman places a lit cigarette or cigar in her vagina and contracts her muscles to puff the smoke.
Juanita sure is a major lip puf..
