What is Your Dog Wants Steak?
1.
I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
Your dog wants steak.
2.
Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.
Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?