What is Your Fly Is Open?
1.
phrase. indicates that ones pants zipper is down, possibly exposing your underwear or penis. Extremely embarrassing, especially if the one who tells you is an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Joe: Your fly is open.
John: How bad is it?
Joe: It's WIDE open!
John: Oh yeah? Then what color are my underwear?
Joe: Bright Red.
John: What type of underwear?
Joe: Boxer briefs.
John: Awww, man! I was just talking to the hottest girl in school. I thought she was laughing at my jokes, now I know why she was really laughing.
Joe: Sucks to be you!
John: I guess I'll go to class now.
(John walks away)
Joe: But John!
(John keeps walking, ignoring Joe.)
Joe: John!!!
(John is talking to group of hot girls.)
(Joe runs to John)
John: What do you want Joe?
Joe: You never zipped your fly back up!
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(Girls point and laugh at John)
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2.
what your gf/friend tell u when u had a huge boner, but they dont want to say it outloud-or- when your zipper of your pants is open
jone: damn that girl is hot
kyle:dude your fly is open
jone:no it isnt...oooh ok thnx dude what if that girl came me and saw my bone
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