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When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.
Dude, last night I was screwing..
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When a Mousey comes into your house makes you a hot bowl of soup then proceeds to pee and poop in it while some random kid named Jimmy c..
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Painful burns that occur when you have been set on fire they hurt like fuck.
OMG the grill exploded and Keenan is in the hospital with ..