What is Your Kids?
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When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!
Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!
GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
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