What is Your Mom Is Like A Taxi?


1.

Your mom is like a taxi.

Do you know why?

Because I ride her all day.

That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?

Ted: no y

Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol

Ted: lol fuk u

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