Your Mom Is Like A Taxi

What is Your Mom Is Like A Taxi?

1.

Your mom is like a taxi.

Do you know why?

Because I ride her all day.

That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?

Ted: no y

Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol

Ted: lol fuk u

See taxi, your, mom, ted, your mom, taxis, gay

46

Random Words:

Dick Addled

1. The state of a man when he can't think straight due to the close proximity of a male or female sex object. X is totally dick addle..

Vacoocoo

1. slang- vagina, a female body part, located between her legs after sex, her vacoocoo was soar. See vajayjay, vagina, pussy, cunt, twat..

Zipless Fuck

1. A phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying". As described by her - It is a sexual encounter between strangers ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free