Your Mommas Penis Edit Meaning

1. When you skeet in a guy's beard. It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard...

1. Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice. That car is dick-hard. See Al..

1. mad or upset I was so choked my car got stolen, so i found the person who did it and pushed him into a wall, he was pretty choked. See..