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While having sex with your pregnant girlfriend, you inadvertently puncture the back of the fetus's head. Thus, causing a hole simil..
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the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad
Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is ..
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Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is a..