What is Your Mum Has No Legs And Lives In A Canoe?
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Your mum has no legs and lives is a canoe is a statement used by special people to offend special people.
Special people are so special they find pathetic things like this offencive, where as none special people find it hilarious.
I suggest viewing Youtube/user/Weazzel2828 for more witty comments like this.
Weazzel2828: Umm.. your an emo
DevilsPunish: Your mum has no legs and lives in a canoe.
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