What is Your Mum's Pitted Clam?


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Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck

- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?

-Your mum's pitted clam!

See your mom, your mum, your mother


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