What is Your Nuthatch Is Open?


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Something you say to a guy with their flys down.

Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.

Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.

Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'

Him : 'What?'

*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *

*Continues to look confused*

*Carries on being confused*

Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'

See flys, flies, nuthatch, nut, hatch


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