What is Your [patter]'s Like Water?


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A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the bawsaff e me. Your patter's like water."

See shut up, boring, dull, boring ass fuck


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