Your Spleen

What is Your Spleen?


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The ultimate comeback to any "your mom" or "your face" jokes. It's power exceedes any other comeback and it can not be rivaled.

Tom: You suck ass!

Bill: Your mom sucks ass!

Tom: Well your mom's face sucks ass!

Bill: Your mom's face's spleen sucks ass!

*Tom gets served*


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