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The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef..
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A over anxious, impatient person calling every 5 minutes waiting for Ups to arrive
The UpsBasterd was offered overnight air but refused..
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A vagina with highly pigmented labia majora and very pink labia minora.
Man, I was with this girl last night and was so psyched to see ..