What is Your Two Inches?
1.
a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
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