Your Two Inches

What is Your Two Inches?


1.

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

See tiny, small, cock, manhood, virgin


81

Random Words:

1. the term for someone who cant catch a football chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatu..
1. Action of squirting in front of naked anime characters. This is obviously done after waking up in the early morning. After a hard suffe..
1. Chunky, nasty male ejaculation. Clint: "E...is that dick pudding?" Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad" See t..