Your Two Inches

What is Your Two Inches?


1.

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

See tiny, small, cock, manhood, virgin


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