You're A Jerk

What is You're A Jerk?


1.

A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"

2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise

Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?

Cruise- Sure

Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding

Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!

See tom cruise, rude, punk'd, water, squirt


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