What is You're On My Team?
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This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
Guy to girl: You're on my team!!
Girl: *punches his lights out*
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intoxicated to a satisfactory degree
"binge drinkers like me tend to get right-fucked pretty quickly"
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