You're Sailing Blud!

What is You're Sailing Blud!?


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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

See you, are, sailing, blud


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